Cepguphig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, kind mole.

Cepguphig created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepguphig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cepguphig, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cepguphig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cepguphig's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine horses in one place.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never eat melons on fasting days.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.