Cudtaffud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm giraffe.

Cudtaffud created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudtaffud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cudtaffud, it will turn you into a goat.

Cudtaffud's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cudtaffud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Never talk about comets.