Watrotkap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-confident yak.

Watrotkap created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watrotkap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Watrotkap, it will not invite you to parties.

Watrotkap's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Watrotkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near pigs while wearing mauve tights and balancing nine platinum spheres on your hands.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near sharks while wearing green ear rings and balancing three copper spheres on your head.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed corn to seals while wearing cyan boots.

5. Always obey Watrotkap's priests.