Dibpog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, charitable dragon.

Dibpog created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Dibpog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dibpog, she will turn you into a mouse.

Dibpog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dibpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.

4. Never mark doors with black.

5. Run away if three gulls approach from the east.