Nurdidlan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind squid.

Nurdidlan created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurdidlan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nurdidlan, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nurdidlan's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nurdidlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Nurdidlan loves mice, so they must be respected.

5. Never play with disobedient children.