Veghunneg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, clever dugong.

Veghunneg created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veghunneg, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Veghunneg, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Veghunneg's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Veghunneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing violet tights and balancing seven silver spheres on your face.

3. You must pray to Veghunneg six times a day.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always obey Veghunneg's priests.