Mutcusskem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate eagle.

Mutcusskem created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutcusskem, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mutcusskem, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mutcusskem's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Mutcusskem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never hurt capybaras.