Tippitcipkad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong bird.

Tippitcipkad created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tippitcipkad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tippitcipkad, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tippitcipkad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tippitcipkad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Tippitcipkad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not place apples upon stone.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with envy.

5. Never gather eight aardvarks in one place.