Gidvigyat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable toad.

Gidvigyat created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidvigyat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gidvigyat, it will think nothing of it.

Gidvigyat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gidvigyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

3. Never think about dark energy near shrews while wearing green shorts and balancing four silver spheres on your hands.

4. Do not laugh at forests.

5. Put Gidvigyat first in all things.