Cammatmin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody crane.

Cammatmin created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Cammatmin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cammatmin, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cammatmin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cammatmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Do not chant at crossroads.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.