Loopjinced is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, quiet squirrel.

Loopjinced created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopjinced, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Loopjinced, he will turn you into a mouse.

Loopjinced's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Loopjinced's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at midday.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Never speak at dusk.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.