Lidfitbom is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, almighty hare.

Lidfitbom created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidfitbom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lidfitbom, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lidfitbom's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Lidfitbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not wear scarves marked with green.

4. Never handle tin while unclean.

5. Do not consume parsnips at dawn.