Bapkadbit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered mongoose.

Bapkadbit created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapkadbit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bapkadbit, it will turn you into a worm.

Bapkadbit's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bapkadbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

2. Do not consume tomatoes at dawn.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.