Nabbinjipbam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, wise hydra.

Nabbinjipbam created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabbinjipbam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nabbinjipbam, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nabbinjipbam's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nabbinjipbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Nabbinjipbam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

4. Always treat goats with great respect.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.