Dussmillad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful dove.

Dussmillad created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussmillad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dussmillad, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dussmillad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dussmillad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not take Dussmillad's name in vain.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.