Nadnuttril is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless fox.

Nadnuttril created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadnuttril, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nadnuttril, she will throw large rocks at you.

Nadnuttril's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nadnuttril's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.