Kabyarpcar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing wombat.

Kabyarpcar created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabyarpcar, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kabyarpcar, she will turn you into a puffin.

Kabyarpcar's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kabyarpcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never laugh in the presence of cats.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kabyarpcar.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.