Talfubsand is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, fussy meerkat.

Talfubsand created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talfubsand, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Talfubsand, she will turn you into a mole.

Talfubsand's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Talfubsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never handle iron while unclean.

3. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.