Lipgathom Arm is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent goat.

Lipgathom Arm created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Lipgathom Arm, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lipgathom Arm, it will turn you into a worm.

Lipgathom Arm's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Lipgathom Arm's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing children.

2. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Do not prepare bread while wearing scarves.