Bennuttcap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise dugong.

Bennuttcap created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bennuttcap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bennuttcap, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bennuttcap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bennuttcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Never prepare lemons during winter.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near squirrels while wearing red shirts.