Lunbastgar is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, contented salamander.

Lunbastgar created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Lunbastgar, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lunbastgar, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lunbastgar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Lunbastgar's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never think about spacetime near sheep while wearing black trousers and balancing seven gold spheres on your head.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to doves while wearing fawn kilts.

5. Never mix melons with blood.