Sadzodxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, confident centaur.

Sadzodxuck created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadzodxuck, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sadzodxuck, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sadzodxuck's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sadzodxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Never chant while facing west.