Duttafgut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fast fairy.

Duttafgut created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Duttafgut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Duttafgut, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Duttafgut's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Duttafgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare garlic while wearing ear rings.

2. Hide if five tapirs approach from the south.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Duttafgut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never allow nematodes to witness sacred rites.