Lidingstik is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful eagle.

Lidingstik created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidingstik, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lidingstik, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lidingstik's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Lidingstik's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Lidingstik.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Always stare at clouds.