Flagbogpark is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, smart finch.

Flagbogpark created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagbogpark, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flagbogpark, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flagbogpark's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Flagbogpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the east.

3. Never handle gold while unclean.

4. Do not consume peanuts at dawn.

5. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.