Farnhigfab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful lobster.

Farnhigfab created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnhigfab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Farnhigfab, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Farnhigfab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Farnhigfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farnhigfab.

5. Never gather nine cats near walls.