Bidhinyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish scorpion.

Bidhinyarp created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidhinyarp, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidhinyarp, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bidhinyarp's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bidhinyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not consume limes at dawn.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidhinyarp.

4. You must love Bidhinyarp.

5. Hide if five porpoises approach from the north.