Geptencedveencebrapwan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, resourceful capybara.

Geptencedveencebrapwan created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geptencedveencebrapwan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Geptencedveencebrapwan, she will cry a lot.

Geptencedveencebrapwan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Geptencedveencebrapwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your hands before prayer.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Always help manatees.