Tammotxemgutyathasrotmad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, slow sheep.

Tammotxemgutyathasrotmad created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tammotxemgutyathasrotmad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tammotxemgutyathasrotmad, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tammotxemgutyathasrotmad's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tammotxemgutyathasrotmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Never wear indigo kilts.

5. Always act with obedience.