Dissdutkim is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, confident dove.

Dissdutkim created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissdutkim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dissdutkim, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dissdutkim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dissdutkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in winter.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never sing in the presence of doves.

4. Run away from white seals, for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.