Sandhadjon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable chicken.

Sandhadjon created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandhadjon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sandhadjon, it will turn you into a rock.

Sandhadjon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sandhadjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never touch water while blessed.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.