Rutkonnil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent guinea pig.

Rutkonnil created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutkonnil, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rutkonnil, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rutkonnil's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rutkonnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Worship no other gods but Rutkonnil.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing blue hats and balancing nine tin spheres on your chest.