Karnuttdob is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, overgenerous mouse.

Karnuttdob created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karnuttdob, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Karnuttdob, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Karnuttdob's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Karnuttdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Karnuttdob in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.