Gatnullmabyart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast coyote.

Gatnullmabyart created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatnullmabyart, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gatnullmabyart, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gatnullmabyart's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gatnullmabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Do not name children after porpoises.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.