Mabvidjip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, caring mole.

Mabvidjip created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabvidjip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mabvidjip, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mabvidjip's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Mabvidjip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Mabvidjip in the centre of the settlement.