Bimbessdid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witless scorpion.

Bimbessdid created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Bimbessdid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bimbessdid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bimbessdid's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bimbessdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

2. Bimbessdid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near rats while wearing yellow scarves and balancing six gold spheres on your legs.

5. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.