Fodgatyam is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring cat.

Fodgatyam created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fodgatyam, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fodgatyam, she will try to impress you with trees.

Fodgatyam's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fodgatyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Never wear fawn dresses.

3. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not travel during autumn.