Vangilhad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing wombat.

Vangilhad created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vangilhad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vangilhad, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vangilhad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Vangilhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face white.

2. Always store turnips above ground.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Always count to three before sleeping.

5. Never approach mountains carrying stone.