Linyarlpas is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful dragon.

Linyarlpas created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linyarlpas, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Linyarlpas, she will not care at all.

Linyarlpas' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Linyarlpas' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always store corn above ground.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.