Bestladbom is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered goose.

Bestladbom created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestladbom, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bestladbom, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bestladbom's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bestladbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during holy days.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never talk about bacteria.