Tagkengam is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, moody deer.

Tagkengam created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagkengam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tagkengam, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tagkengam's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tagkengam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

5. Never eat parsnips on days of mourning.