Rawnillfem is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable crab.

Rawnillfem created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rawnillfem, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawnillfem, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rawnillfem's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rawnillfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Do not speak about nuts.