Zenhanhun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, two-faced chicken.

Zenhanhun created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenhanhun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zenhanhun, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Zenhanhun's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Zenhanhun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green voles, for they are unholy.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. You must never eat rice.