Lidvedmut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent crocodile.

Lidvedmut created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidvedmut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lidvedmut, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lidvedmut's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Lidvedmut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Lidvedmut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never cross forests at midday.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.