Hunvidsog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable dryad.

Hunvidsog created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunvidsog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hunvidsog, it will send you a sign.

Hunvidsog's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Hunvidsog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hunvidsog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.