Rentiphud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient ferret.

Rentiphud created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rentiphud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rentiphud, she will curse you with boils.

Rentiphud's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rentiphud's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Never mention cats.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with monkeys.