Panlibbug is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, competent camel.

Panlibbug created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panlibbug, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Panlibbug, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Panlibbug's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Panlibbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about dark energy near birds while wearing indigo shoes and balancing four carbon spheres on your chest.

3. Always store strawberries above ground.

4. Do not take Panlibbug's name in vain.

5. Never talk about fire.