Bafgofbess is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet zebra.

Bafgofbess created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bafgofbess, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bafgofbess, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bafgofbess' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bafgofbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four dolphins near wells.

2. Do not keep seven bats in a large pit.

3. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

4. Always remove stockings before touching nickel.

5. Do not prepare lemons while wearing kilts.