Bapbothotbifpangfobarm is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless giraffe.

Bapbothotbifpangfobarm created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapbothotbifpangfobarm, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bapbothotbifpangfobarm, he will remove you from existence.

Bapbothotbifpangfobarm's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bapbothotbifpangfobarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

3. Never mix tomatoes with water.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Do not hurt moths.