Hapnarlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient capybara.

Hapnarlarn created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hapnarlarn, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hapnarlarn, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Hapnarlarn's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hapnarlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near nematodes while wearing red skirts and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your chest.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never chant in the presence of elders.