Zenbamjigkem Zedgonbus is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited wombat.

Zenbamjigkem Zedgonbus created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenbamjigkem Zedgonbus, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zenbamjigkem Zedgonbus, he will refuse to believe in you.

Zenbamjigkem Zedgonbus' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Zenbamjigkem Zedgonbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never sing near sharks.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never gather six bats near doors.